Phil "The Razor" Evans

Is this the look of innocence? Would butter melt in this man's mouth? It may very well do so because Phil "The Razor" Evans has a dark side. Yes, you read correctly. Phil includes in his hobbies bacon fondling, only the best smoked will do, and shaving the genitals of rabid badgers. He has a proud claim to fame of being able to underarm-fart the greatest hits of Bananarama with Walk Like an Egyptian guaranteed to stop you dead in your tracks. He also enjoys the pasttime of shaving the legs of poor unsuspecting people sleeping on the floor at parties - have you any idea what it's like having leg stubble? Far be it from me to be bitter, which is why I invite you to "Slap The Banjo Player". Yes, all you need to do is click the button for hours of fun and frolics. Don't forget to tell your friends!